So Mohammar Gadhafi (shown right) wants to bring his traveling circus side show to the States. It's not enough that he swindled the Brits into releasing a dying (I'm feeling much better now!) terrorist. He has to rub it in our face that he's been able to bamboozle two successive administrations into buying that Islam is the religion of peace. He wants to pitch a tent (the fabric kind, one presumes) on the lawn of the Libyan mission in New Jersey. And the neighbors are really mad about this. Not ObamaCare mad. They are at full, seething "my neighbor painted their front door red when it clearly states in the subdivision bylaws that all doors shall be painted black" mad. Which only proves my theory that nobody really cares what goes on in government as much as what their neighbor does to their yard.
To make matters worse—or better, depending on your point of view— Gadhafi is rumored to travel with a bazillion female "body guards." Which offers the obvious solution. Where on the east coast would a power hungry enemy of the U.S., terrorist, and mass murderer be welcome? Of course, Chappaqua. The body guards are just icing.
"Bill, your guests are here. Please don't let them park their camels in the rose bushes."
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The fact that the terrorist the Brits released was terminal should have been that much more reason not to let him go! What's he got to lose by getting a little suicide bomber revenge on his former captors...a month or two?
ReplyDeleteJust say NO to MO in NJ. I hear Martha's Vineyard is nice this time of year for tents. Wouldn't that be fun to watch?